if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away
speaking of men that i’d let nut in my ear
life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
cool it comes with a free refill
sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you
Tony Abbott holding a list of people he cares about who aren’t rich white males.